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Fictional Fights 💪🥊

Out of boredom comes weird blog posts 🙂

Hi, hello and welcome to my blog, I sincerely apologise if this is your first time here.

So today I am going to be pitting randomly selected fictional characters against each other in a battle to the death. I feel like the hypothetical violence of today’s post stems from the fact that I’m really quite hungry right about now and I can’t control my inner rage.

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I just spent the last ten minutes of my life writing out a list of super random fictional characters from books and some TV shows too and then I flipped over the piece of paper and randomly generated the numbers. 

I have no idea what characters where chosen so this is going to be a surprise for me to.

Let the odds be ever in these characters favour …

1- Stiles Stilinski  VS Scott McCall (Teen Wolf)

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What!!! No!!! They’re the best-est of friends.

Logically speaking Stiles would win 100%. I mean he’s had to deal with werewolf shit for so long and is usually the one to come up with the plans anyways, plus he has history of accidently going evil. Also Scott has too good of a heart to ever hurt his best friend meaning he’d probably sit there and take it.

Winner: Nobody because they’re besties for lifezies)

 Archie Andrews (Riverdale) VS Emma Carstairs (The Dark Artifices)

I put Archie on this list for my own personal amusement because I find Riverdale, and Archie in particular, one of the funniest things ever, I don’t even watch the show, and I am not disappointed.

Emma would wipe the floor with him and I would pay good money to see this.

Winner: Emma (and me for this even being a thing that came up)

 Bella Swan (Twilight) VS Gansey (The Raven Boys)

Wow. What a pairing. I’m just imagining this in my head and it’s hilarious.

To be honest, I think vampire or no Bella would win and I have no evidence to back this up but I mean she gave birth to a monster of a baby. Gansey just can’t compete with that.

Winner: Bella, her child literally ate her way out of her womb!!! Clearly she’s a bamf

Nico di Angelo (Percy Jackson Series) VS Will Herondale (The Shadowhunter Chronicles).

I want this crossover more than I should.

Ok. If I think about this logically then technically Will is a ghost which would mean Nico would win because he is the Ghost King and can control the dead and all that which is a pretty big advantage when going up against a literal ghost.

I feel like as revenge though Will would haunt his ass just for the fun and would love the fact that Nico’s boyfriend is also a Will.

Winner: Nico the Ghost King. 

Jean Moreau VS Victor Vale

Hi. I just made myself sad imagining how much pain Victor would be able to take away or make Jean really feel.

I think I’m the one who lost this round. Brb. Just going to go cry over my boy Jean Moreau who barely had any page time but who I’ve decided to love and protect forever.

Loser: Me. I’m sad now. 

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This post is a mess. I started in mid day while absolutely starving. I finished it a day later at 1 am while also quite peckish.

It’s weird, it’s random, but I actually had a lot of fun and I hope you did too. Does anyone agree with the victors of these fights? Thank you for reading.

Elli xx

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